Sad Protest Assembled for JD Vance Nantucket Visit

Affluent liberals fill their empty lives with so many strange activities that ordinary people view them as curiosities of nature. Like exotic zoo animals, they seem singularly unaware of the impression they leave on those who watch them.

Of course, that analogy has limits. After all, even zoo animals know better than to humiliate themselves by tussling with Vice President J.D. Vance.

In a series of clips posted Tuesday to the social media platform X, a small group of dimwitted malcontents assembled on the ritzy island of Nantucket, Massachusetts, to protest Vance’s arrival ahead of a massive private fundraiser for the Republican National Committee.

Admittedly, the phrase “dimwitted malcontents” reads as uncharitable, especially from a Christian.

Nonetheless, one simply must read the signs they carried in order to appreciate the magnitude of their idiocy.

First, like all good, rich, white liberals, they pretended to love immigrants. And by “immigrants” they meant “illegal immigrants.”

“Fund Ukraine Not ICE,” one woman’s sign read.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, of course, do not arrest legal immigrants. So the denizens of uber-wealthy Nantucket showed their exquisite liberal sensibilities by supporting the lawbreaking kind.

Second, some women held signs that referred to Vance’s “childless cat